Friday, November 17, 2017

Do Not Answer


When the potato chip calls. Do. Not. Answer.

In the middle of November, he is not your friend. He does not want to stop by just to see how you are doing. It. Is. A. Trap.

When the potato chip calls, it is for nefarious reasons. Only meant to tip you off the scales of your well-laid plan. Mind your own bees wax and do not answer that call, and rest easier knowing you can make it through the winter with a zero sum game gain. 

Do. Not. Answer.


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