The following are the rules for the International Dibs System as defined by teenage males.
Shotgun will reserve you the passenger front seat for the immediate trip in said vehicle.
Dibs can override shotgun and is commonly used to reserve the Thai leftovers in the frig for your lunch the next day. That is if there are leftovers.
Yoink outranks dibs ~ since when something has been yoinked it is usually food and quickly enters your mouth. Yoink can also apply to non food items as in ~ it was yours but now it is mine.
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Tell me oh wise one..can you yoink a shotgun that some has called dibs on?
Yes, but not without a fight :) and of course a lot of pouting when things don't go the way of the yoinker.
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