Thursday, August 9, 2012

Ireland Trip Rules

Rule No. 1 ~ Do not lick the bottom of your shoes.
From our plane ride from Seattle to Chicago ~ the lavatory floor was a mess.

Rule No. 2 ~ No picking up sheep ~ absolutely no sheep that have been in the rain.  It is Ireland and you have to have a rule involving sheep.

Rule No. 3 ~ No peeing in the car even if you are laughing at the visions of dancing mitre wearing Bishops and the singing Granny's. The drive between Sligo and Galway.

Rule No. 4 ~ Don't lock your bunk mate in the room on your way out to supper! Galway lodging we discovered just how the doors lock in Ireland work and just how easy it is to lock someone in a room.

Rule No. 5 ~ Don't fool around on the steps! You will get hurt! Walking around Galway in the heat.

Rule No. 6 ~ Don't talk to horse bandits. On the way to the Muckross house near Killarney.

Rule No. 7 ~ Thou shall not squeeze the puffins! Skellig Michael

Rule No. 8 ~ Sadly ~ Don't pee on your fellow travelers unless they ask for your help with a jelly fish sting. Inch Strand

Rule No. 9 ~ Don't tip for bad service. Last night in Dublin at the restaurant in the Bewley's Hotel.

Rule No. 10 ~ Come back to Ireland as soon as you can!

Bonus Rule No. 11 ~ When in doubt deodorant goes under your arms! Seattle airport we were trying to freshen up and we were so tired we could not remember what we were suppose to do with the stick of deodorant!

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