We have been afflicted with an ailment; it seems to have affected
the entire household. The symptoms are abnormal drowsiness and sluggish
behavior. We have an aversion to activity and a listlessness that appears to be
drastically affecting our mood as we are short tempered and easily agitated. We
however do have bursts of energy and laughter that are onset by one or two
members of the household instigating a practical joke on another member. However,
there is great disappointment among the bystanders when the practical joke goes
unnoticed due to the complete torpor of the intended butt of the practical
joke.
Might I also mention that is it -45 degrees Fahrenheit.
Diagnosis... lethargy.
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